Best Insulting Punchlines

WARNING using these sentences in real-life situations may get you a Black-eye or missing tooth, you are responsible for your actions

• So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey
• you run your mouth so fast it should be sponsored by adidas
• How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
• i'll put your dick in your brain and make you fuck what you think
• I'd like to see things from your point of view, too bad, I can't shove my head that far up my arse..
• You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen
• I'd love to slap you, but that would be animal abuse
• Learn from your parents mistakes, use birth control
• The smartest thing that ever came out your mouth was a penis
• How come you stir up more shit than a water closet
• Dont let your mind wander, it's far too small to be out by itself
• I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his stilletos
• Why don't you go play in traffic
• you are more useless than the EPY in eMpTy
• So you've changed your mind? Does this one work any better?
• put a quarter in your ass cos you just played yourself
• the only way you would become invisible is if you stand beside a garbage dump
• Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
• I'm busy now, can I ignore you another time
• i saw you jerking off and almost thought you were rolling dices
• So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey
• How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
• Your birth certificate is an apology letter to your parents from the condom factory
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one's for you
• How old are you? Wait, I shouldn't ask, you can't count that high
• you are proof that god has a sense of humor
• you are so fake you make Barbie jealous
• If dicks could fly, your mouth would be an airport

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