Silly Questions And Answers

Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldoser.
Q: When is a baseball player like a thief? A: When he steals a base.
Q: What is a volcano? A: A mountain with the hiccups.
Q: What do you find at the end of everything? A: The letter "g".
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? A: He called a toe truck.
Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier? A: You can count on me.
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
Q: Why is baseball like a cake? A: They both need batters.
Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins? A: Slippers!
Q: What did the rug say to the floor? A: I've got you covered!
Q: How do you make antifreeze? A: You steal her blanket.
Q: Why does a cow wear a bell? A: Because her horns don't work.